Sunday: Katrina had left some potato salad out too long before she ate it for lunch. She then spent the rest of the day puking her guts out. Assistant Captain Kuchiki ordered her to bed after she made Katrina some tea to soothe her stomach.
Monday: Still feeling the aftereffects of yesterday's lunch, Katrina tried to do her usual training routine, only to puke up all over 13th Company's Training Grounds. 4th Company's Hanataro had to clean up the mess then make some electrolyte enhanced herbal tea for Katrina.
Tuesday: Although she was ordered to stay in bed, the Prince of Darkness' new CD was being released and Katrina had to go get it, despite knowing that her friend, 5th Company's Fourth Seat Pandora Takano could've very easily made the run to Karakura and get her the CD as she was also a big fan of the group. Katrina barely made it through the Dangai and had to rest in the spare room of Urahara's shop, much to Kira's chagrin. The 3rd Company's Assistant Captain found out where Katrina went to, followed her to Karakura and carried her back to Soul Society without letting her get the new CD.
Wednesday: Even though Kira spent the night with Katrina, mostly to make sure she didn't try to slip out and head back to Karakura, Katrina used Hakufuku on him and dashed out of her barracks, through the Dangai and to the Record shop where she was dismayed that the CD was already sold out. Upset that she missed out, she wandered over to the park and bumped into Orihime Inoue. Inoue offered to share her lunch with Katrina, a sandwich of red bean paste, jelly and onions. Not wanting to hurt Inoue's feelings, Katrina ate her half of the sandwich and managed to not puke until she got back to Urahara's Shop. By this time Kira recovered from the hakufuku and had just stormed into Urahara's shop to get his gigai at the same time Katrina was puking her guts out again.
Thursday: Fed up with Katrina's antics, Kira had 5th Company's Assistant Captain Hinamori set up a high level kidou barrier to keep Katrina inside her barracks, having had prior approval from Captain Ukitake. Upset that she was being treated like a child, Katrina was able counter the Kidou Barrier after numerous attempts, draining her reiatsu in the process. She was dead set on going to 3rd Company's Barracks and curse out Kira, but only made it three steps outside of her barracks before passing out in exhaustion.
Friday: Still angry at Kira and everyone in general, Katrina lay in bed, refusing to eat or talk, even to her best friend, Pandora. After Pandora told her that she was acting like a stupid child, Katrina blew up at her friend and stormed off to Rukongai as she knew that the Senkaimon gates were being monitored to prevent her from going back to Karakura. Not watching where she was going, she tripped on the pant leg of her hakama and landed face first into the dirt road, fracturing her nose.
Saturday: Kira used his day off to drag Katrina out toward their usual tree by 13th Company's training grounds. He was highly irritated with Katrina's idiocy, knowing full well that if he doesn't stop her, she might do something that could severely hurt or kill her. And that he could not stand by and let her do. He barely was able to hold in his chuckle of the sight of the Katrina's bandaged nose.
"Kat, you realize that you've been the proverbial dumbass all week, right?" he said. "You really need to stop and think before doing things."
"I don't recall you being the boss of me," she replied angrily. "And don't even go there with that crap about rank. It's your off day."
"Hmf." After a long period of silence, Kira spoke again. "Look, I just don't want you doing something stupid which could seriously harm or kill you. I know you did this in your past life and no one was around to stop you. Just know that I will make it my business to stop you from your ill advised choices."
Katrina's face went from an angry scowl to an upset expression. Thinking over the things that happened this week, she couldn't help but agree. She can be such an idiot, but this week took the cake. She turned to Kira and held his hand. "I know the choices I've made haven't been the best. Especially this week. But do you want to know the best choice out of them all?"
Kira sighed before answering. What could possibly have been the best choice out of all the dumb things Katrina had done? "Um, do I really want to know?"
She wrapped her arms around his waist and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Well, it's deciding to fall in love with you."
He blinked, totally unprepared for that answer, but felt lighter inside. "Okay, fine. That was the best dumb thing you've ever done," he smiled. "Now can you honestly promise me that you would not do hakufuku on me again unless its a life or death situation."
"But...," she began to argue, then stopped. "Yeah. I'm sorry."
"You know I could've very easily busted you for insubordination when you used hakufuku," he joked, prompting Katrina to pout. "I'm kidding. I just know how you are. You're weird."
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Katrina Lau, Pandora Takano (c) Tygerlander
Bleach (c) Tite Kubo
For xBrokenRiversx's third prompt challenge
100 theme challenge: 12. Insanity